tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81610545104987267792011-07-08T09:51:17.410-07:00Doodstormerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11160699314833175959noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8161054510498726779.post-42806373137834804882009-02-14T14:35:00.001-08:002009-02-14T14:38:15.206-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3327/3279967616_1dd707b75e_o.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 384px; height: 521px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3327/3279967616_1dd707b75e_o.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Finished as promised, before sundown even! I can work for a construction company now.<br /><br /><br />*Doodstormer does not take responsibility for any injuries received in the act of giving this card. Give responsibly.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">- Doodstormer</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8161054510498726779-4280637313783480488?l=doodstormer.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doodstormerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11160699314833175959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8161054510498726779.post-21707422084968995322009-02-14T09:49:00.000-08:002009-02-14T09:51:12.599-08:00<span style="font-family: georgia;">So today is Valentine's Day, ironically right after the day "Friday the 13th" came out. Again. I wish I could be a horror villain, I could be in sooooo many sequels and even get those little plushie toy things made of me. I'd use my spare time by going out on the streets on Halloween and throwing eggs at all my imposters.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> "Take that! That mask doesn't even look like me!"</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> My gimmick would be that I kill people with what is normally considered harmless. Rubber chickens, cardboard boxes, pinatas... Man, that would be cool. Then I'd only attack in broad daylight, to screw with their minds. They'd be like "Ha, no worries. I've seen </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;">The Hills Have Eyes,</span><span style="font-family: georgia;"> I know ALL about these things."</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> Then, bam! He gets impaled by a foam dart. </span><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TemptingFate" target="_self">Karmic retributions</a><span style="font-family: georgia;"> pity no man.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> It makes you wonder why movie characters ALWAYS have to say dumb crap like:</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> "It couldn't get worse!" - Yes it can. Yes it will.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> "I think it's gone!" - No it's not.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> "The coast is clear!" - Says the generic guy right before he gets decapitated</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> "At least we're all still alive." - This character has ensured his death, stay away from him.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> I mean, does nobody watch movies? Anyone can at least GUESS the consequences of this stuff. And only two characters are guaranteed survival, they happen to be the Jock and his girlfriend, both of whom are so annoying you wish they would get killed off already.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> ANYWAAAAY</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> I might make some kind of cheap Valentine's Day card or something, since it IS Valentine's Day.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> On second thought, I might just ramble.</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"> About Horror movies.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">- Doodstormer</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8161054510498726779-2170742208496899532?l=doodstormer.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Doodstormerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11160699314833175959noreply@blogger.com1