Finished as promised, before sundown even! I can work for a construction company now.
*Doodstormer does not take responsibility for any injuries received in the act of giving this card. Give responsibly.
- Doodstormer
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Y SO PRTY?
Finished as promised, before sundown even! I can work for a construction company now.
*Doodstormer does not take responsibility for any injuries received in the act of giving this card. Give responsibly.
- Doodstormer
All caps and three exclamation points for emphasis.
So today is Valentine's Day, ironically right after the day "Friday the 13th" came out. Again. I wish I could be a horror villain, I could be in sooooo many sequels and even get those little plushie toy things made of me. I'd use my spare time by going out on the streets on Halloween and throwing eggs at all my imposters.
"Take that! That mask doesn't even look like me!"
My gimmick would be that I kill people with what is normally considered harmless. Rubber chickens, cardboard boxes, pinatas... Man, that would be cool. Then I'd only attack in broad daylight, to screw with their minds. They'd be like "Ha, no worries. I've seen The Hills Have Eyes, I know ALL about these things."
Then, bam! He gets impaled by a foam dart. Karmic retributions pity no man.
It makes you wonder why movie characters ALWAYS have to say dumb crap like:
"It couldn't get worse!" - Yes it can. Yes it will.
"I think it's gone!" - No it's not.
"The coast is clear!" - Says the generic guy right before he gets decapitated
"At least we're all still alive." - This character has ensured his death, stay away from him.
I mean, does nobody watch movies? Anyone can at least GUESS the consequences of this stuff. And only two characters are guaranteed survival, they happen to be the Jock and his girlfriend, both of whom are so annoying you wish they would get killed off already.
ANYWAAAAY
I might make some kind of cheap Valentine's Day card or something, since it IS Valentine's Day.
On second thought, I might just ramble.
About Horror movies.
- Doodstormer
"Take that! That mask doesn't even look like me!"
My gimmick would be that I kill people with what is normally considered harmless. Rubber chickens, cardboard boxes, pinatas... Man, that would be cool. Then I'd only attack in broad daylight, to screw with their minds. They'd be like "Ha, no worries. I've seen The Hills Have Eyes, I know ALL about these things."
Then, bam! He gets impaled by a foam dart. Karmic retributions pity no man.
It makes you wonder why movie characters ALWAYS have to say dumb crap like:
"It couldn't get worse!" - Yes it can. Yes it will.
"I think it's gone!" - No it's not.
"The coast is clear!" - Says the generic guy right before he gets decapitated
"At least we're all still alive." - This character has ensured his death, stay away from him.
I mean, does nobody watch movies? Anyone can at least GUESS the consequences of this stuff. And only two characters are guaranteed survival, they happen to be the Jock and his girlfriend, both of whom are so annoying you wish they would get killed off already.
ANYWAAAAY
I might make some kind of cheap Valentine's Day card or something, since it IS Valentine's Day.
On second thought, I might just ramble.
About Horror movies.
- Doodstormer
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